My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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