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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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