HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The gyno waiting room is so strange because the pregnant woman next to me is making a PowerPoint of her pregnant photo shoot with her husband and I’m sitting here trying to figure out from Instagram who I had sex with on Sunday lol
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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