She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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