i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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