Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
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He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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