Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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