We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
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Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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