i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
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I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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