Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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