hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
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Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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