found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I need water and some morals
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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