Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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