At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
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