When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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