whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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