Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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