im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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