Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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