You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
You're so nebulous sometimes
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Someone signed my nipple.
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