Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
My liver just broke up with me...
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
