Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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