I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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