Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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