I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
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It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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