Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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