just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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