Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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