did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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