South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
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Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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