she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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