The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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