I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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