I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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