i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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