It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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