don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
