Everything about him screamed your future.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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