I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
