There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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