They should really pass out barf bags in church
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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