it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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