Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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