Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
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Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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