the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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