We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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