i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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