would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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