can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Congratulations! We have a period
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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