The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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