If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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