hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
porn star boner night. come get it.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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