WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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