seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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