careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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