I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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