At least make sure they are 18
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The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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