i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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